"Map" is "Pam" Backwards. Get Directions...

Of all the things there are to write about in the world, for some reason, Pamela Anderson seems like a good idea. Strange really, because I was never a fan of Baywatch and her name has become synonymous with the big-boobs-bottle-blonde-bad-boy cliche. But, what the hell...

Pammie has certainly made a significant contribution to more than a few people's fantasies. Something of a cultural ambassador really. Her career as an actual actress, less so. Sure she had that stint in the red bathing suit, the centerfold, a few shocking movies, some regrettable tattoo's and choice of men and two children. Who could forget her role in...what was her movie called again? Never mind. Remember the family photos in the happy days with Tommy Lee? Her new baby with a cigar in his mouth, her naked on a swing with old Tommy playing the piano beneath. That's Stepford Wife stuff. Truly.

Anyway,I have to be honest, the only thing I really remember about Pam was her getting a little annoyed with the Paparazzi and told them so. They called her "white trash." I thought that was unnecessary.

Who knows if Pammy is a natural beauty, she sure as hell wasn't born with it, but she's Barbie come to life. She rarely makes news anymore, she could get married again I suppose, but how many times is she going to play that card? You can imagine my surprise when I came across a story published today in fact, quoting Pam as a "nymphomaniac." Of course you are Pam. How else would the sex kitten of the early 90's survive the social networking age? She was maybe a bit wild, until Angelina Jolie, pre-humanitarian work and motherhood. She had the goods, until...well...Angelina Jolie. And what do you know...she had nothing else to say.

We'll see about that. Looks like she's the newest user of www.hummba.com - add her as a friend, she's in need of a friend and who knows...you might run into each other next time you're on vacation. Keep checking to see if she's uploaded any clips to hummba to share with the world. She's definitely got a story in there somewhere.

For those of you who need a little refresher course in the womanly charms...have a look...