The Capetonians and the Johannesburgers

I wasn't born in Cape Town, I was born in Johannesburg. Up until the age of 13, all I knew was the City of Gold. The financial hub, the place were money is made and people are on the move, constantly. I have some amazing memories of a time that admittedly was a lot safer than today. The one thing I love about Johannesburg are the people. A population of friendly and approachable human beings. So when it was decided that we would be moving to Cape Town, I was unsure.....The common perception for a Johannesburger is that a Capetonian is lazy, laid back and most likely smokes weed and enjoys the "hippie" life of free love and the earth. There are also the snobbish kinds of Capetonians, the ones that enjoy their world renowned city status.

Stereotypes are stereotypes for a reason, there is a fair amount of a certain type of people that create these stereotypical judgments. So when we arrived, I was confronted by unfriendly people that made fun of my accent, if you've ever heard a Johannesburger speak, you'll know what I'm talking about. But after a while I realized that Capetonians weren't unfriendly, they are clicky. There are millions of groups of people, diverse groups from the hippie collection to society's elite and it wasn't an unfriendliness I was encountering, it was a trust issue I was facing as an outsider.

I know it may seem that I am Capetonian bashing and I could spend all day talking about the stereotypical traits of a Johannesburger and a Capetonian but after 10 years, I managed to get myself into many clicks. And develop lasting friendships. I have friends I can behave like a child with, I have friends I can talk to about my ambitions and scheme ways to become a millionaire before 30, I have friends who are mothers and I have friends who I can be very hoitty toitty with. It's the variety that is so amazing. This city is.... dare I say it.... a melting pot of people and cultures.

People still ask me where I'm from and I answer, "I'm originally from Johannesburg but I've been here for almost ten years, I think that officially makes me a Capetonian." It's the best of both worlds, a childhood in the City of Gold and an adulthood in the best city in the world. So enough with the rivalry, let's all have a good laugh at our stereotypes and enjoy the cities that make South Africa so unique.

South Africa Defined

While standing on my balcony the other night, watching the Greenpoint Stadium in all it's glory, lighting up the sky with a glow that is nothing short of spectacular, I couldn't help but wonder what it's really going to be like during the World Cup? Admittedly I hadn't given it much thought till then, while moving to my new flat, I didn't give the 300 000 visitors a thought, not even a casual one. I'm sure it's going to be madness, people crowding, vuvuzelas sounding triumphantly in the distance and little me, in my Corsa Lite, trying desperately to get to work and back without injury. This might be a gross exaggeration but only time will tell.

So while conversing with fellow colleagues, the subject of the impending tourists came up and we all expressed excitement and a smidgen of fear. But of course, in this office, one cannot get away without a joke being told and unfortunately the tourists were the butt of this one. With a devilish grin one colleague said, "I'm going to tell all the attractive (that is clearly edited) women who come here that I used to wrestle Lions" and I as I laughed I came to a shocking realization, would there be tourists who would actually believe that? No..... it couldn't be......

So to ease my mind about the misconceptions of the country I adore, I googled some questions that tourists ask about us and the honest truth is, it's not good. Here are some examples:

Q: Does it ever get windy in South Africa? I have never seen it rain on TV, so how do the plants grow? (UK)

Q: Will I be able to see elephants in the street? (USA)

Q: I want to walk from Durban to Cape Town - can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden)

Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in South Africa? (Sweden)

Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in South Africa? Can you send me a list of them in JHB, Cape Town, Knysna and Jeffrey's Bay? (UK)

Q: Can you give me some information about Koala Bear racing in South Africa? (USA)

Q: Which direction is north in South Africa? (USA)

Q: Can I bring cutlery into South Africa? (UK)

Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA)

Q: Do you have perfume in South Africa? (France)

Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it in South Africa? (USA)

Q: Can you tell me the regions in South Africa where the female population is smaller than the male population? (Italy)

Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in South Africa? (France)

Q: Are there killer bees in South Africa? (Germany)

Q: Are there supermarkets in Cape Town and is milk available all year round? (Germany)

Q: Please send a list of all doctors in South Africa who can dispense rattlesnake serum. USA)

Q: I was in South Africa in 1969, and I want to contact the girl I dated while I was staying in Hillbrow. Can you help? (USA)

Q: Will I be able to speek English most places I go? (USA)


Now with this list came a list of sarcastic and admittedly hilarious answers, however I feel that anyone can come up with a witty and insulting comeback but if you simply cant resist, join the facebook group, "Dumb Questions asked about South Africa" and check out the answers. And yes I kid you not, a group like that actually exists. My point, if I can come back to it, is that people actually ask these types of questions. One American guy asked my boyfriend if we had Google in SA. Yes.....that's all he said while slowing shaking his head.

I think that when we are on the world's stage a lot of misconceptions will be cleared up and people will realize what a great country we have and hopefully.....stop asking stupid questions.

It'll be a Breeze!

When mentioning the lap of luxury, images of crystal blue pools and king sized beds with crisp white linen springs to mind immediately and when luxury cruise liners are thrown into the mix it's a recipe for instant success. This is what tourists can look forward to in the festivities of the FIFA 2010 World Cup.

As the city livens and the people express their excitement by blowing a vuvuzela, three luxury cruise liners are expected to dock here for the World Cup offering tourists everything from spas to sports activities, wine cellars, shops, libraries and a casino. The MS Amsterdam, a five-star floating hotel similar to those that will dock in Cape Town during the tournament, arrived in the city this week. The MS Amsterdam's sister ships, the MS Noordam and the MS Westerdam, are expected to sail into Cape Town on June 10 for the soccer extravaganza. The vessels have been described as the world's most luxurious cruise liners, and are scheduled to remain in South Africa until July 12, a day after the World Cup final.

The clear view of the impressive Green Point Stadium and world renowned Table Mountain are all part of this glorious package. But remember to experience all that Cape Town has to offer in the city and in the further reaches and what better way than with Tourism Radio and Hummba.com? You'll be amazed what can be seen and done in the mother city, take advantage of it and let us help you along the way. Or upload a breadcrumb so we can all see what it would be like to appreciate this man made marvel. Looking forward to seeing you on Hummba!

Old Flag Banned from Stadium

It's official, football fans will not be allowed to enter Green Point Stadium during the 2010 World Cup with the old South African flag.

For over sixty years the "Prinsevlag" or old flag was a symbol of South African culture but it won't be allowed through the gates of Cape Town's FIFA World Cup Stadium. For many the flag represents the Apartheid era and is rarely seen these days, ever since the current flag was hoisted on the 27 April 1994. The old flag has been placed on a list of forbidden items along with firearms, knives and even umbrellas with sharp points. Some readers may feel that this is ridiculous but for some individuals the old flag is a reminder of a very dark time in their lives. The orange, white and blue flag was a symbol of this country 20 years before the apartheid began but the Swastika was used in Hinduism, Jainism and Buddhism, long before Hitler decided to utilize it. Some South Africans have chosen to wear the flag on t shirts and have waved them at recent sporting events, this could cause problems if flag memorabilia is sold to supporters who are unaware of it's history.

The flag is no longer recognized as the national flag of South Africa and officials don't want to upset anyone or embarrass the great city of Cape Town. The flag is an extremely touchy issue, so if you enjoy taking an old SA flag to sporting events then you're out of luck if you have a ticket to a match in Cape Town.

Plan to market Cape Town's Back Garden

<span style="font-style:italic;">This article is courtesy of IOL.com and was written by Murray Williams:


A bold initiative has been launched ahead of the World Cup to unlock the tourism potential of the rolling hills, farmlands and unspoilt beauty of Cape Town's back garden.

Genadendal, Villiersdorp, Riviersonderend, Caledon, Greyton and Elgin Valley make up the Theewaterskloof (TWK) municipality.

And while Greyton has long been a favourite green hamlet, much of the countryside over Sir Lowry's Pass has yet to tap into mainstream tourism in the way Stellenbosch, Hermanus and Franschhoek have done.

Now the Development Bank of South Africa has invested millions in the TWK municipality in a Local Economic Development Initiative which will forge the countryside into a tourism destination, rather than being regarded as the "gap" between Cape Town and the Garden Route.

"Tourism is primarily driven by the private sector, so we are investing in a destination-branding exercise to unlock the potential economic development, by letting the private sector do what they do best," said Joanna Dibden, local economic development and tourism manager for the Theewaterskloof municipality.

The towns will be united under a common brand accentuating the region's "unspoiled Cape countryside, welcoming to the entire family, on Cape Town's doorstep", as stated in a recent marketing workshop.

"Visitors from within South Africa and largely from the Cape metropolitan area are the backbone of tourism in the area. International visitors provide a significant and growing element in the tourist economy in the Theewaterskloof area," says a report by consultant Piers Relly.

"In particular, opportunities were identified around nature, the various dams in the area, sports, and in particular biking and hiking, and the possibility of developing a linked network of trains, developing a wine route and agri-tourism offerings, green tourism and, finally, cultural history."

In a region in which young locals are faced with a dire lack of employment opportunities, care is taken to "provide training to existing and new staff, especially from the formerly disadvantaged communities, to achieve the highest service standards, while expanding local participation and career progression", Relly wrote.

One of the most exciting initiatives is the Vintage Rail project that will revive the heritage of steam trains along the tracks between the Elgin Valley and Bot River.

As part of this, the historic sidings at Elgin station, next to the wine and fruit farm Oak Valley, and Bot River, at the foot of the Houwhoek Pass, are to be painstakingly restored.

The neglected town of Genadendal will get a boost to its potential as a cultural treasure, with a focus on its culture in food, religion and music.

TWK mayor Chris Punt said of the projects: "As part of our commitment to developing the local economy, we've identified tourism as our hidden jewel, and (are) partnering with the private sector to unlock the sector's potential."

In the past five years the region has become known as the Cape's mountain biking mecca, after hosting the Absa Cape Epic, a sporting event of international standing.

The Elgin Valley is also home to the Green Mountain Eco Route, a biodiversity wine route comprising wine estates committed to protecting their farmlands' natural vegetation.

The TWK municipality and its tourism partners plan to market the region urgently.

CAPE TOURISM SECTOR FORMS PRICING CODE TO ADDRESS OVER-PRICING PERCEPTIONS AROUND 2010 FIFA World Cup™

Cape Town’s tourism industry stakeholders are unified in their efforts to combat damaging international perceptions of SA as “an expensive destination”, ahead of the 2010 FIFA World Cup™.

In a bid to translate commitment into action, Cape Town Tourism formulated a Code of Responsible Pricing for Cape Town. The Code is endorsed and will be implemented by the City of Cape Town, the Western Cape Provincial Department of Economic Development and Tourism, Cape Town Routes Unlimited, FEDHASA (the Federated Hospitality Association of South Africa), SATSA (the South African Tourism Services Association), The Portfolio Collection, Fair Trade in Tourism South Africa, Backpackers South Africa and SAACI (the South African Association for the Conference Industry).

The Code has been created around four core principles. The first and major guiding principle of the Code is that of ‘Fair Value’. This means that the tourism sector will create fair and reasonable rates for the 2010 FIFA World Cup™ that are linked to current seasonal rates.

The second principle is that of ‘Responsible Tourism’. This underlies Cape Town’s commitment to be a destination that values and promotes its position with regard to taking care of people, the planet and profit to the greater community.

Thirdly, tourism businesses will be mindful of ‘Sustainable Tourism’ in the interests of maintaining a legacy for Cape Town beyond the 2010 FIFA World Cup™ as a destination that offers good value.

Finally, the Code asks that the tourism sector advocates a strong ‘Consumer Protection’ ethic; refraining from adding hidden costs and fees that surprise and annoy consumers when they receive their bill.

“The Code is an important charter,” says Cape Town Tourism spokesperson, Lianne Burton, “the industry is eager to ensure that Cape Town’s good reputation is not spoiled by greedy individuals out to capitalize on a few weeks at the expense of a responsible sector that has worked incredibly hard to put destination Cape Town on the top of every travelers wish-list.”

A call to action asking the industry to sign up to and adhere to the Code will be driven through the various participating associations and member organisations in the region.

Cape Town Tourism will promote awareness of the Code of Responsible Pricing for Cape Town through its international PR network. International fans will be advised to look for adherence to the Code as a sign of quality and value. A recent report by German PR, Kleber Network, observed that German travelers were largely considering 2010 a year “not to travel to South Africa, as pricing was likely to be inflated.”

“This is exactly the perception we have to guard against,” says Burton. “Tourism businesses need to be ready with good-value rates during the 2010 FIFA World Cup™, but there needs to be offers of even greater value (along with accessibility to information on these great offers) both before and after the event.”

Establishments wishing to sign up to the Code of Responsible Pricing for Cape Town should contact Cape Town Tourism on 021 487 6800 or email enver@capetown.travel

For more about Cape Town Tourism and the 2010 FIFA World Cup™, please visit www.capetown.travel/2010

For further information about Cape Town Tourism, please contact Cape Town Tourism’s PR and Communication Manager Skye Grove, skye@capetown.travel, +21 21 487 6800.

This article was compiled by Tammy White,Rabbit in a Hat Communications for Cape Town Tourism. We'd like to thank all parties for their permission to publish this article.

Iz it?

If you haven't heard of comedy giant Eddie Izzard, you really haven't lived. Or laughed shall I say. He's a world famous stand up comic famous for ripping everybody off, tearing them apart, and making us all laugh at ourselves. He even has a sweet tranvestite act that might seem tired to the unhumourous but it's really funny. A way with words like no other, he's had a run of shows that sold out from the US to the UK and now he's in South Africa.

He's brought Joburg to tears (the good kind) and now he's in Cape Town. His shows are sold out here too, but if you were lucky enough to get seats...you're going to laugh until you cry and back again. Send us your reviews - we'll have one come Monday, we'd love to hear what you thought.

Until we laugh again...

I'll have a Valentine's Day, with a Brangelina on the side

Nothing sells newspapers and generates click throughs like talk of old Brangelina breaking up. The world is shocked, horrified and at their wits end. Do you know when romance died for me? When Bruce and Demi broke up. Or was is Tom and Nicole? Can't remember, either way it was the day Valentines died in my arms. Cynical, I know. But if the stars can't make it work...how many us average income, digital age peasants really can? In a time where social networking sites have become the loop hole of monogamy, can we really celebrate V Day with the one we love and not check our Facebook messages for a better offer half way through the medium, rare rump?

Of course we can! So I'll change my attitude only because everybody who is anybody knows that Cape Town is one of the most romantic places in the world. Especially when you have somebody to love. But even alone - its a trip. So get your Valentine's plans going - we book up early in these parts.

1. Go for a sunset hike. Table Mountain, Lion's Head, take your pick. And picture.

2. Have a romantic dinner. Something with a view or on the beachfront or French (head to Franschoek). Cape Town has some of the best restaurants in the world. You won't be disappointed.

3. Head to the Waterfront and jump on one of those take-you-around-the-harbour boats with the one you're with.

4. Go to the theatre. Specifically the Maynardville Open Air Theatre. Its Antony and Cleopatra this year. Let's hope your story ends better than there's did.

5. Kirstenbosch Gardens, a favourite for sensual picnics and Odes to Mother Nature. Pack a basket and feed each other. Ok, that wasn't mine - I read that in a magazine. I personally would NEVER do a mutual feed - its weird.

So start planning! Before you know it we'll be giddy with love and lust, just like Brangelina pre-Shiloh. Happy planning...

Room for 55 000 More

A story published on News24 declares that there are no worries that SA will be able to accomodate all teh visitors estimated to arrive for the FIFA 2010 World Cup. Take a look below...

Cape Town - Accommodation at next year's World Cup finals was no longer an issue with enough rooms now available for visiting supporters, FIFA said on Wednesday.

FIFA general secretary Jerome Valcke said a target of 55 000 so-called 'bed nights' for an estimated 500 000 visitors at the month-long tournament starting next June had been reached.

"Accommodation is now a non-issue," he told a news conference ahead of Friday's World Cup draw.

South Africa has yet to convince everyone it has enough rooms or sufficient transport for fans at the finals.

However, Valcke said: "We have got the bed nights we feel we need to accommodate the people, based on the estimated numbers that we are expecting.

"We are sure now to accommodate all the potential requests we will receive whatever the demand," he added.

Valcke said extra aircraft would be chartered by MATCH Services, the travel agent appointed by soccer's world governing body, to help transport supporters around South Africa.

"We are renting planes, big aircraft like Airbus 340s and Boeing 747s," he said.

The vast distances in South Africa and lack of rail infrastructure mean air transport will be vital during the tournament, which runs from June 11 to July 11.

Good times! Welcome the world South Africa.

Tourism Radio and Hummba Go Under!

Under water and face to face with great white sharks. That's right...we're going shark cage diving and there's room for two more. It could be you if you're up for an adventure of a lifetime! Hosted by White Shark Projects (www.whitesharkprojects.co.za), we're giving a spot away for you and a friend, the only question is can you handle it?

All you have to do to enter is log on to www.hummba.com and search for "White Shark Adventure" and add them to your friend list!

A draw will determine the winner!* So get onto to hummba and get shark cage diving!



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Recipients of the prize must be available in Cape Town on the 10th of December 2009. Tours are weather dependent, Tourism Radio and hummba cannot be held responsible for unfavourable weather conditions. Tourism Radio and hummba can not be held liable for any loss, injury or damage to persons or property. Prizes cannot be exchanged for cash. Tourism Radio and hummba reserve the right to not award the prize if deemed appropriate. No correspondence will be entered into and the judges decision is final.

Cape Town or Sydney?

Uk newspaper, The Guardian announced Cape Town as second place winner in their annual Travel Awards. Cape Town is the second Favourite Overseas City after Sydney, Australia as voted for by UK readers.

And that's not all...so far the Mother City has racked up quite a few travel awards including the Travel & Leisure Magazine’s World’s Best Poll 2009, where readers voted Cape Town the world’s number two city (did the counting only start at number 2?). National Geographic Traveler thinks that Cape Town is definately one of their 50Places of a Lifetime selection. And the very coveted Conde Nast Traveler accolade named Cape Town the Top City in Africa & the Middle East (fourth in the World) and The UK Telegraph voting Cape Town their Favourite Foreign City.

So don't take our word for it...the accolades speak for themselves. Visit www.tourismradio.co.za to get Tourism Radio is your car and see Cape Town the way it was intended.

Cape Town Sucks?

The history: I came across a reader letter published on IOL about just how awful Cape Town is. You can imagine how quickly that comment box closed but I couldn't resist a little back swing and follow through. The letter was written by sworn Durbanite Anne Stevens. I decided to enter into a little onscreen "dialogue" with Ms Stevens who, by her own admission wants to take her toys and go home. Go home then. You go girl.

Anne:
Cape Town sucks.
This may be a harsh judgment of the bedrock of South African history, but with one reluctant foot on the tip of the continent, its extremities in the water and heart yearning for Europe, this is hardly an African city.
Fuelled by tourist dollars, pounds and euros, it sets itself apart from the rest of the country with a hauteur that is infuriating.
"Oh, but we've got The Mountain," a Capetonian remarked recently when mildly reminded that Durban has good beaches and warmer water.

Capetonian:
Let me tell you what you’ve been missing while toiling away here in the mountainous, unfriendly, dollar and pound-fat city of Cape Town. I was fortunate enough to take an extended trip to Durban and KZN and I will say this…Durban does have good beaches and warmer water. But Cape Town's beaches are better (ask Hollywood baby) and your warm water? Filthy. Must be part of the regional charm, a bit like our mountain.

Anne:
The traffic has always been horrendous. But with the city gearing up for the 2010 World Cup and a new public transport system, it has become a nightmare.
Rush "hour" is actually a five-hour daily ordeal, morning and evening. Traffic grinds to a halt, lanes magically disappear.

Capetonian:
You complain about traffic in Cape Town? I dare you to find your way around the streets of Durban named at least three times over. Luckily, there's red tape over void that are no longer applicable. Yeah, Garmins are no match for your municipality. And I could have been hallucinating on the thick cocktail of humid air and pollution but for the life of me…I sat in traffic. MMMmmm, great memory let me tell you, 40 degrees in the shade. Good times.

Anne:
Then there's the weather. Cold is one thing, rain is another. Cold and rain together, punctuated by howling gales, make for a hellish winter. After one week in Cape Town spent alternately aquaplaning on busy roads and staying inside to avoid the wind, I returned to Durban very thankful.

Capetonian:
Believe me Anne, we were grateful too when you returned to Durbs. Durban...where you can choke on the air, sweat in a fridge, never have decent hair and get rained on so badly that pedestrians start to pair off and wait for Noah and his life raft. Yes, it rains and gets cold in Cape Town, but you know what they say about people who complain about the weather? They're the same people who complain about traffic and spend most of their free time planning what they'll do with the money when they win the lottery.

Anne:
And so I told friends, who looked at me strangely. "You didn't like Cape Town?" they said with horror.
Which brings me to another thing.
Why does everyone regard this as the Holy Grail of South African cities? Am I the only person in the world who doesn't want to spend a lot of time there?

Capetonian:
To answer your question Anne, yes, you're the only one who doesn't want to live in Cape Town. Medic!

Anne:
"Oh, Anne is the only person who lives in Durban by choice," I once heard someone say.
Then my cousins returned recently from two weeks at an upmarket timeshare, armed with a list that proved Cape Town was better than Durban.
Okay, I agree with some points. Cape Town doesn't have Michael Sutcliffe; the verges are usually clean; and someone does try to fix broken traffic lights and fill potholes.

Capetonian:
Let's not skim over this one Anne. I've travelled a bit and loved everywhere I've been to but do you know what my first thought was when I drove into the city of Durban? Depressing, dilapidated, disorganised. It was sad. Durban has passed its expiry date and now all that's left is the glory of yester year and a sadness that comes standard with the litter, the hoards of starving refugees and the danger associated with a place that doesn't seem to mind much that things are falling down around them. You don't mind that? sounds like you're right at home.

And let's be clear about the potholes...I have travelled almost every inch of KZN and although there weren’t any cars for kilometres(no traffic in those parts – air punch Anne), there were so many potholes, summer rain and mud that there were times we thought that "rural" meant “you’re on your own if anything goes down.”

Anne:
And the restaurants...
I would venture that, by and large, they are not only characterised by indifferent service, but overpriced and over-hyped grub. Getting an honest meal for your rand is difficult.
It reminds me of that old adage that the better the view, the worse the food.
Which also affects the price of accommodation, permanent or otherwise. If you have a view of the mountain or the sea, you have to have lots of lolly.
Move away from the upper-class areas with their beautiful old trees and commanding outlook, and you get some fairly dreary, dingy suburbs.

Capetonian:
Anne, I have to question your rose coloured specs? Where they bought in a station market at Durban Central? Consider prescription. A decent meal for your rands? Dingy suburbs? People in glass houses sweetie...
Perhaps you're not schooled in global cuisine, Cape Town has some of the best food in the world. And I didn’t get that from one of those touristy magazines. No, no, I’ve tried it myself. I can't remember too many great meals in Durbs, but rest assured - if I did, I would have said so. Maybe you should learn to appreciate things before you criticise them?

You go on and on about how rude and unfriendly we all are. Capetonians might be hostile, but we’re allowed one flaw. And Durbanites are friendly? Is that the parallel you’re drawing. That’s a bit ambitious Anne and untrue. Your attitude is decidedly unfriendly and hostile, that doesn't inspire another trip to KZN for me. Perhaps you should have been an ambassador for your province, rather than a bitter, whiny misery. What do you have to say about the residents of Joburg I wonder? Sounds to me like you wanted the royal treatment while you were here. The Old Biscuit Mill didn’t roll out a red carpet at your arrival? I’ll get onto them immediately.

Anne, come now. You admit to taking crime ridden and dirty Durban over Cape Town? Please, be our guest. You can hate Cape Town as much as you want, you're one of the few and do you know why? Cause Cape Town rocks.

Take it or leave it Anne. That’s the sentiment. We don’t need your type, we’ve got the mountain. Bru.

Should you ever change your mind and grace us Anne, get Tourism Radio in your car, we'll show you what you've been missing.

Confessions of a Capetonian...

I live in Cape Town. I have lived in a few other parts of the world. I've travelled to numerous countries and had an adventure or two. I love South Africa. I have never been to Johannesburg.

Well, not really. Apart from my birth, I've stopped there many times on my way to another destination. I stayed the night there a couple of times too. When SAA staff were striking and when planes were delayed or cancelled. I've stayed the night in parts of Joburg that I can't even remember now, although the Formulae 1 Hotel does ring a faint, faint bell although I think I've actually blocked it.

It was hosting a new friend from the City of Gold this weekend that got me thinking...how could I have missed Johannesburg on my list of Must See Places? It's true that Capetonians live in there own little Western Cape world and that anything that doesn't have it's own mountain, doesn't deserve a visit. But maybe it's time to change that.

Chatting to my very own visiting Jo-burger, I tried to extract a motivation for visiting the country's money district because now, I'm curious. I'm not alone in my second hand pre-conceived notion that Johannesburg is a cold, lonely and dangerous place. Sans beaches, sans mountain, sans green trees and overly-familiar residents who are all on some sort of "spiritual path". I'd always thought I would visit Joburg, just for the sake out it, but only when it became more like Cape Town.

That's perhaps a little unfair. What's more is that although I love, love, love Cape Town, I rarely visit the beaches, have never actually climbed Table Mountain as an adult and am really not that invested in anyone else's spiritual anything. It's ironic and shameful. So I'm considering a visit to the City that Never Sees Capetonians For Pleasure.

In the name of research, I had a look at some of the best things to do in Gauteng. I was surprised really, lots of indoor activities, gambling, dining, clubbing, day spas...you know...that sort of thing. My favourite thing about travelling anywhere is to just immerse myself in the culture and go with the flow, see what happens you know. But I might have to adjust my style for an itinerary. I've extracted my own list of top ten things to do while in the country's capital. Once I've completed these ten things, I will have officially earned myself the title of a Proud South African, so to the final frontier...to Johannesburg and the whole of the Gauteng Province!

1. Sun City
2. Gold Reef City
3. Township tour of Soweto
4. Johannesburg Zoo
5. The Vaal Dam
6. Lesedi Cultural Village
7. Sabi Sands Safari Lodge
8. The Apartheid Museum
9. The Cradle of Humankind
10. Montecasino Bird Gardens

How does that sound? A little too conservative for me, although definitely must be done. But just for the sake of it I put together my own little list of non-descript and odd things to do - there were more options for this list, let me assure you.

1. Ten Pin Bowling at Galaxy World in Rosebank
2. Skateboarding at Boogaloos Skate Park
3. Power Swing across Soweto
4. Hot Air Balooning in the Cradle
5. Breaking it down at the Drum Cafe
6. Michael Mount Organic Village Market
7. Bunny Park in Benoni
8. Paintball in Germiston
9. Go karting / racing
10. Visit the statue of Nelson Mandela

Now there's a holiday...

Tourism Radio Takes Flight on Expedia

Cape Town, South Africa – Tourism Radio, a location-based radio station for independent tourists, is the latest service provider to join the Expedia.com website. Expedia is one of the world’s leading travel websites. Users have access to all the information required to plan, research and pay for their travels. In addition to features such as airline tickets, hotel reservations, car rental and cruises, travellers from across the globe can now opt for Tourism Radio in their rental cars to enhance their travel experience.

Chief Operating Officer, Mark Allewell said, “We’re very excited about partnering with Expedia. They are a fantastic travel resource and Tourism Radio can positively contribute to the service they’re offering tourists to South Africa and particularly Cape Town and Kwa Zulu Natal.”

Tourism Radio is an onboard travel guide, offering listeners location-based information about the area they are travelling through. Other broadcasts include radio shows covering topics like South African food, language and culture, as well as local music. Tourism Radio also boasts a unique “Intellipoint” system that will draw a listener’s attention to landmarks and highlights as the car approaches them.

The latest offering from Tourism Radio is the inclusion of routes within their line up. Wine lovers can follow up to five wine routes throughout the Western Cape to experience the winelands at their leisure. The Cape Point route highlights some of the most impressive natural surroundings in the whole of the Western Cape.

Expedia is regarded in the industry as a leading service provider to scores of travellers. In 2008, Expedia brought more than 100 000 tourists to South Africa with their comprehensive web portal.

“We’re looking forward to talking to more tourists coming to South Africa, we’re confident that the partnership between Expedia and ourselves will deliver on the promise to enhance the travel experience to South Africa, especially in light of the 2010 FIFA Soccer World Cup,” said Mark Allewell.

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The City of Gold

Johannesburg hasn't been on the receiving end of much positive publicity in the past couple of years. As a Capetonian, surrounded by Capetonians we firmly believe that Cape Town is the world's best kept secret and inevitably, the pride and joy of South African tourism. But there is definitely a lot to see in Jo burg and there's certainly a lot of history that acts as the foundation for the city.

An article on News24 Travel website highlights some of the things to do and see in the City of Gold. We've created our own top ten list of things to do on hummba.com. A new travel and lifestyle website that allows you to download free audio clips straight to your mobile phone. Check it out below and visit www.hummba.com for more!

Constitution Hill
Overlooking Joburgs inner city and suburbs, Constitution Hill houses the new Constitutional Court as well as the austere Old Fort Prison Complex (also called Number Four), where thousands were incarcerated before the advent of democracy, including Nelson Mandela and Mahatma Gandhi.

The Cradle of Humankind
Take a tour to the Cradle of Humankind, at Sterkfontein, Gautengs famous World Heritage Site, where caves have produced nearly half of the world’s hominid fossil discoveries. Close to the Cradle are the Kromdraai Wonder Cave, as well as the Rhino and Lion Nature Reserve. At present only the Sterkfontein Caves and the Wonder Cave are open to the public.

Monte Casino
Monte Casino is Gauteng's leading entertainment destination. The casino is a R1.4-billion gaming, retail and leisure complex. Designed as an old-school Tuscan Village, it boasts an astounding casino area with a five-star intercontinental Palazzo hotel. It definitely has entertainment for the entire family. It is the playground for major events such as Celine Dion’s latest concert tour or TV-related promotions and after parties such as Big Brother...

The Nelson Mandela Bridge
Johannesburg has the largest cable stayed bridge in Southern Africa. Who else to name it after but Nelson Mandela, the man who led South Africa across the apartheid divide. Two years and R38-million in the making, the spectacular Nelson Mandela Bridge has emerged as a new landmark in Gauteng. - source News24

I'll have a MacGregor please.

There is something about the surname "MacGregor/McGregor" in this country. It’s like a one-way ticket to purrdy. There was Kerry, Tracy, and now Chris MacGregor. Sure, there are a few discrepancies when it comes to spelling but details, details. The latest MacGregor rewarded for his good looks is Chris MacGregor who recently won the Mr Pink Loerie Competition. It doesn't end there though; he's now gearing up to compete in the Mr Gay SA competition.

GoTravel24 recently published an interview with the country's pinkest and prettiest title winner. Among his win at the Pink Loerie Mardi Gras and an automatic qualification into Mr Gay SA, he also won Mr Underwear 09. Who wouldn't jump at the chance at that?

Chris did have a few insights about what’s super hot and not on the gay scene in Cape Town and the rest of South Africa. A keen traveller, we looked to his interview on GoTravel24 for the places to see and be seen. Topping the Pink List in Cape Town was Cape Town itself (gotta love this city). Anyway, Cape Town is, without a doubt, the gay capital of SA, raise the rainbow flag high, and salute foreigners. And if you need anymore proof, visit Clifton 3rd beach he says. Another feature of our regional charm is Bronx. Bronx is not just a nightclub, it’s like a Chanel suit...it never goes out of style. That's probably why Mr January to December called it "nationally famous" for a good party and longevity in the very changeable club scene, gay or straight.

Also topping the gAy List as one of those clubs that just pumps is Crew. Not around for very long but boy, they have hot dancers to entertain and coach those who can't break it down quite like they should. Heading north to the rest of the country are the monthly QC parties held in Joburg, Legends in Pretoria, Traxxx and The Lounge in Durban.

Outside of South Africa, Chris says that London has a fantastic gay scene, so maybe we should think about doing some sort of exchange program? Just a thought. On the whole, the gay scene in SA seems to have something for everyone. Yes, indeed says Chris. Just not him, he's currently single looking to see a little more of the world, win a few titles and find Mr Right all nicely wrapped up in 100% Man. No fairies need apply for the position; Mr Pink Loerie knows what he's looking for.

So for all the straight folk wanting to coat tail or just shake things up, hit the gay scene for a good party. Just don't bring ANY prejudices, judgement, or insecurities with you he says; besides that is soooo Pre-Harvey Milk. Enjoy the capital whether you're gay or straight and from all of us here at Tourism Radio, congratulations to Chris MacGregor! Salute the Pink

And All I Got Was This Lousy T Shirt...

There's always an argument when its comes to deciding what the best tourist destinations are in the world. Capetonians swear its Table Mountain, Indians are sure that the Taj Mahal would come out on top. There's natural wonders, man made wonders, beauty, beauty everywhere. Its almost impossible to decide on just one. Fortunately there are those that are coming from the other end of the spectrum and choosing the worst tourist destinations are. OK, maybe "worst" is a bit strong. But according to a survey conducted by Virgin Travel Insurance, there is definitely a list of ten of the most disappointing places to go and see. They are as follows...

1. The Eiffel Tower, Paris

2. The Louvre, Paris

3. Times Square, New York

4. Las Ramblas, Barcelona

5. Statue of Liberty, New York

6. Spanish Steps, Rome

7. The White House, Washington

8. The Pyramids, Egypt

9. The Brandenburg Gate, Berlin

10. The Leaning Tower of Pisa

Fortunately, you can have your say. Log onto to hummba.com and upload clips of places you've been to, and have the t shirt to prove it! Happy Travels!

The Final Countdown to get your Jazz on

There are just 2 days left until the beginning of the Cape Town International Jazz Festival.

The festival is known as Africa's Grandest Gathering and will kick off on Friday 03 April and continue until Saturday 04 April. Since it's inception in 2000, the festival has drawn crowds of over 30 000 people each year and this year will most likely see a swell in those numbers as people flock to see over 40 African and International performers.

Some of the more popular artists to be performing will be Freshly Ground, Goldfish, Kyle Eastwood, Incognito and the Stylistics.

For more information about the festival visit the Cape Town International Jazz Festival website or go down to your local Computicket or Shoprite Checkers outlet and buy your tickets now for the event of the year!

Convention Centre is putting their Green foot forward

For the past few months the Cape Town International Convention Centre has been making an effort to reduce its carbon footprint on our fair planet.

The CTICC created themselves a 'green team' which was asked to implement some environmentally sustainable initiatives. Their initiatives seem to be working because according to Rashid Toefy, CTICC chief executive, the centre has seen a drop in their energy consumption from almost 400 thousand Rand in December 2007 to 250 thousand Rand in December 2008.

That's a fantastic result and hopefully they can keep it up!

Knysna Tourism is Tops!

Knysna's tourism office has won the award for "Best Tourism Office in the Western Cape" - for the second year in a row! The award was presented on Wednesday night at the 2008 Western Cape Provincial Tourism Awards.

Mike Griffiths, Chairman of the Tourism Board, said they were delighted. “It is a great achievement. Winning this award for the second time is recognition for the excellent teamwork of the staff at Knysna Tourism. We have a strong, professional and committed team, and it shows.”

Although Knysna Tourism couldn't be at the award ceremony, Lizel Fourie and Executive Mayor Eleanore Bouw-Spies received the award on their behalf.